I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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