i just had sex bonerless
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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