I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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