i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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