So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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