He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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