You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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