Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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