can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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