Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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