how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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