Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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