We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
