I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Randomize
