i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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