what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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