how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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