Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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