Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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