her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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