I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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