The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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