That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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