And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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