my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize