Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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