so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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