I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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