Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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