There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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