I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
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