will power is for people who don't want to get laid
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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