none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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