Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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