Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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