Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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