3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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