Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Randomize
