And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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