I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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