she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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