i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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