i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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