she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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