kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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