the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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