She announced her abortion via fbk
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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