There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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