It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
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Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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