if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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