just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"