I love black thongs
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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