Farmville is her only friend.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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