No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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