you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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