im drinking this country out of the recession.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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